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Created on 2002-03-08 02:16:32 (#489503), last updated 2004-08-02

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Name:keep destroying all freethinkers, kids!
Birthdate:04-10
Location:Springfield, Massachusetts, United States
Bio
Code Name:
Doc Landers

MEDIA TROOPER/MORALE OFFICER

File Name: Landers, Sean M.
SN: 718-42-2552

Primary Military Specialty:
Propaganda
Secondary Military Specialty:
Counter-Intelligence

Birthplace: Springfield, MA
Grade: O-8 (Master Sergeant)

Doc Landers loves media, and hates media; it's had a powerful influence on him -- he grew up in the countryside, and spent the first twelve years of his life watching tapes of Star Trek, Kung Fu, and the Prisoner -- and he has a powerful influence on it. Graduated from Emerson College as a media studies major, wrote two books in his time there. Sketch comedian, science fiction fan. Blessed with a fertile imagination. His fascination with conspiracy theories lead his fellow Joes to consider him "off-putting". Adopted his current persona as an attempt to treat a self-induced neurotic disorder; travels behind enemy lines, so to speak; a forward scout of the memeplex, he studies corporate transmissions for subliminal commands or neuro-linguistic programming, characteristic weapons of Crimson Guard free-market warriors or the so-called PsychVipers, experts at advertising and psychological coercion. Though he was once distrusted by many his fellow Joes, Doc Landers has risen above suspicion by proving his devotion to the ideal of fighting corporate corruption and 'memetic hijacking' time and time again.

Specialised Education:
Graduated Airborne School, mountaneering school, remote viewing school.

Qualified expert: M-16, M-14, M-1911A1, Colt-41, XMLR-1A (shoulder-fired laser rifle) and field demolitions up to tac nuke specifications.

Watches literally hours of martial arts footage each day, ranging from Sonny Chiba to authentic martial arts tournaments; has developed an entirely unique hand-to-hand discipline from it, incorporating elements from Wu Wing, Hsing-I, Ba Gua, Aikido, and Ninjitsu.

"You could say that the GI Joe team is a little bit country, and Doc Landers is a little bit rock and roll. Most of us while away our leave with cocaine, prostitutes, and bar fights; Doc Landers likes books, foreign film festivals, and anti-war protests. He likes to use words most Joes can't even pronounce. He drinks imported beer. He collects specialized pornography and 19th century gynecological instruments. People think he looks down his nose at others -- and he does! Consequently, most folks don't trust him when they meet him -- until the first time that one of his 'memetic-vaccinations' saves them from Cobra brainwashing in the field!"
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